11. Severe index finger injuries.
10. Children are growing up thinking a Pikachu is a real genus and species.
9. You need to brand each Pokemon individually to tell which generation it's from, and BRANDING is not cool!
8. People are driving while playing Pokemon Go.
7. They're cutting off a whole generation of wizened old senior citizens who can not understand conversations and thus hand down their hard won wisdom.
6. Forhead to forhead collisions have gone up 70% since its inception.
5. Addiction to this game has become a serious concern among teenagers, outgrowing weed.
4. Pokemon may be a plot for Norweigans to take over the US.
3. Dragon Ball Z is better.
2. WTF is a Squirtle? Is it rude to use the word in polite society???
1. Malnutrition via mind-Poke-Manipulation.
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