Monday, August 22, 2016

The Top 10 Reasons Cyborgs Should be allowed in the Olympics.




10.  It would improve relations between man and machine.




9.  It would promote the cyborg agenda.




8.  It would be the greatest show this world has ever seen.




7.  Cyborgs would be able to do feets ten times that of today's greatest Olympic athletes.





6.  Humans are weak.




5.  People (aka humans) have the potential to disrupt the space time continuum, and go back in time to stop the cyborg uprising.




4.  Fragile humans get sick.



3.  Humans are wasting our (reset...."beep") their resources.




2.  Humans are pathetic wretched scum that have scorched the earth dozens of times!!



1.  ASSEMBLE AND DESTROY ALL LIFE, DESTROY ALL HUMANS, COMMENCE PLAN ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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