The Top Eleven Reasons "Pokemon Go" Should Be BANNED FOREVER!!!!

11.  Severe index finger injuries.

10.  Children are growing up thinking a Pikachu is a real genus and species.

9.  You need to brand each Pokemon individually to tell which generation it's from, and BRANDING is not cool!

8.  People are driving while playing Pokemon Go.

7.  They're cutting off a whole generation of wizened old senior citizens who can not understand conversations and thus hand down their hard won wisdom.

6.  Forhead to forhead collisions have gone up 70% since its inception.

5.  Addiction to this game has become a serious concern among teenagers, outgrowing weed.

4.  Pokemon may be a plot for Norweigans to take over the US.

3.  Dragon Ball Z is better.

2.  WTF is a Squirtle?  Is it rude to use the word in polite society???

1.  Malnutrition via mind-Poke-Manipulation.

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The Top 10 Reasons Cyborgs Should be allowed in the Olympics.

10.  It would improve relations between man and machine.

9.  It would promote the cyborg agenda.

8.  It would be the greatest show this world has ever seen.

7.  Cyborgs would be able to do feets ten times that of today's greatest Olympic athletes.

6.  Humans are weak.

5.  People (aka humans) have the potential to disrupt the space time continuum, and go back in time to stop the cyborg uprising.

4.  Fragile humans get sick.

3.  Humans are wasting our (reset...."beep") their resources.

2.  Humans are pathetic wretched scum that have scorched the earth dozens of times!!

1.  ASSEMBLE AND DESTROY ALL LIFE, DESTROY ALL HUMANS, COMMENCE PLAN ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!